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By John Lindsay

“It's like Sasha Baron Cohen at the internet.” - Jane Wells, CNBC

When John Lindsay introduced DontEvenReply.com in June 2009, it turned an immediate sensation. With 60% of the publication that includes completely new fabric by no means prior to on hand at the site, Emails from an Asshole bargains fanatics a clean chance to experience people's gullibility. Posing as a buyer or vendor, Lindsay replied to a number of ads, making ridiculous deals to unsuspecting sufferers. Their responses, and the consequent conversations, can have readers concurrently giggling continuous and gasping with disbelief.

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Some of its moons are almost as big as our world. ICE WATER MOON This world has ice on the outside, but it’s warmer on the inside, and there’s water under the ice. Since there’s warm water, lots of people want to go there to look for animals. We don’t know if there are animals there, but if there are, we want to know about them. This world is very strange—it’s the only moon covered in thick clouds. The air there is even thicker than Earth’s. It would be nice if it were the kind of air we can breathe, but it’s not.

LIGHT COMES IN HERE Some picture takers have a hole you can look through, too, which shows you a view out the looker using a mirror (or pretends to, using another screen). FLASH If there’s not enough light to make a good picture, this can light up the area for a moment while the picture window is open. The light can make the shadows in a picture look strange, though, so some people try not to use it very much. FRONT BENDERS CLOSE-OR-FAR BENDERS PICTURE BENDERS NO MIRROR CHANGING SHAPE These grab all the light and start bringing it together so the other benders can do things with it.

Drivers sit in them and tell the boat where to go. The room has some windows, but most of it is taken up by screens, keys, and little lights that change color to tell you how each part of the boat is feeling. The hardest parts of flying are taking off and landing. The middle part of the trip is easier. During the middle part, the computer often does all the flying, and the drivers are just there to watch over it and make sure there are no problems. Sky boats have computers in them, and the computer can fly pretty well, if it has a plan for where to go.

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