By Dave Barry
TAKE YOUR shuttle assistance FROM DAVE BARRY,
A man who's rather GONE!
Complete with maps, histories, old fashioned neighborhood proof (France's nationwide lingerie altering Day is March 12), music lyrics, necessary tricks on how one can get via Customs (all bugs needs to be spayed), and tidbits from Dave Barry's personal fond holiday nightmares, DAVE BARRY'S simply shuttle consultant YOU'LL EVER want is simply that. You'll locate every thing you want to recognize during this particularly complete reference, including:
- Air go back and forth (Or: Why Birds by no means glance really Relaxed)
- touring as a relatives (Or: No, we aren't There Yet)
- touring in Europe ("Excuse me! the place is the large Mona Lisa?")
- tenting: Nature's manner of selling the lodge Industry
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But we were desperate, so we followed him aboard yet another plane. " 6. So we took off from San Francisco, and for a while everything was fine except for the aroma coming from the seat behind us, which was occupied by a wretched woman who was attempting to get to Australia with two very small children, whom she evidently intended to enter in the World Pooping Championships. " 7. So we turned around and headed back toward, you guessed it, San Francisco, which we were beginning to think of as home.
They might even take YOU for a ride in the electric cart if you mention the detonator in Mom's purse! NOTE FROM THE PUBLISHER In this chapter Mr. Barry has been quite critical of commercial air travel, so we have decided, in the interest of fairness, to allow the airline industry an opportunity to respond. The following point-by-point rebuttal was written by Mr. M. Duane LeGrout, president of the American Association of Associated Airline Companies in Association with Each Other. AN OPEN LETTER TO AIRLINE PASSENGERS Dear Airline Passenger: We will be starting this rebuttal in just a few moments.
IEl hombre que dormir en el charco de saliva? ") Quiza deberias empujar los frenos. ") Que the hell usted decir, una cabra ha comido los frenos? ") Porque estan mi frente marcas de preguntas al reves? ") During Festivals: Mi (esposo, esposa) es been tramplado por toros. ") No, no estoy quejarsando. ") Emergency Medical Phrases: Muchacho, es mi booty dolorido desde ese caso de los trots! ") iEl hace yo pasar como el tarde Campos de Totie! ") PRACTICAL ITALIAN PHRASES Non desear chiunque ferire or nothing.