By Jim Gaffigan
In Dad is Fat, slapstick comedian Jim Gaffigan, who's top identified for his mythical riffs on sizzling wallet, bacon, manatees, and McDonald's, expresses the entire joys and horrors of lifestyles with 5 younger children-everything from cousins ("celebrities for little kids") to toddlers' verbal exchange talents ("they constantly sound like they've got traveled via horseback for hours to carry very important news"), to the consuming conduct of 4 12 months olds ("there isn't any distinction among a 4 yr previous consuming a taco and throwing a taco at the floor"). such as invoice Cosby's Fatherhood, Dad is fats is sharply saw, explosively humorous, and a cry for support from a guy who has discovered he and his spouse are outnumbered of their own residence.
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And I didn't give a shit about this either: And I still remember that new feeling I had that day. In the dark despair of the living pain I was feeling I could also feel a freedom I had never before experienced in my life: it was the freedom of nothing mattering. In my nihilistic gloom I was just saying Fuck It to everything. The dark cloud passed and I slowly returned to a 'normal' view of life. But something stayed with me: that feeling that things really didn't matter like they used to. Or rather, I'd lost something that never came back: the feeling that everything matters so darn much.
Over ten years, Byron Katie's life slowly spiralled down. She descended into depression, rage and paranoia. At times she couldn't leave the house or even bathe or brush her teeth. Her own children would avoid her through fear of her outbursts. Finally, she checked into a halfway house for women with eating disorders. There, she was separated, as the other residents were frightened of her. Soon after; as she lay on the floor; she woke up with no concept of who she was anymore. There was no me,' she says.
So, go on, retire to your room, shut the door and do a bit of internal pleasure seeking. And after you've done that, try to find some really deep pleasure in simply relaxing. Start to enjoy what it's like to take a deep breath. Enjoy the feeling of your hands tingling as they relax more. Get turned on by your whole body feeling as mushy and slushy as ice cream melting on a hot summer's day. Letting Go Maybe it's because we innately know that everything is impermanent that we so desperately cling to it.