By Cheech Marin, Tommy Chong
Cheech & Chong —the mythical, award-winning comedian duo—are again with a miscellany on residing the stoner way of life. during this hilarious and instructive e-book, the pair take you thru the do’s and dont's of an international they helped convey to the mainstream.
the fundamentals of pot culture
stoner etiquette (how to not Bogey a joint and the way to crash a doobie session)
awesome video games and recipes
even Pot Haiku!
Cheech & Chong’s virtually felony publication for Stoners bargains anything for everybody . . . and an individual attracted to residing the excessive existence!
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Because it could not be farmed Haggleworth was able to buy the property for a dollar and fifty cents. Three days into the new colony, tragedy struck. A great famine overtook the settlers, so the angel ordered Haggleworth to send some of his women to the river to worship other men’s penises for money and food. It worked! Haggleworth was in business! A steady stream of boatmen beat a path to Haggleworth’s church of penis worship over the next thirty years. Haggleworth lived to the ripe old age of forty-eight and died with a boner.
It’s an infectious laughter so I start giggling too. Pretty soon we both are chuckling up a storm. We became friends. “Tanya Lambkin” invited the two of us up to her room along with Hawaiian lounge singer Don Ho. A lot of beef got passed around that night, if you know what I mean. Anyway, I thought I’d share that story about my hair. OUR LADY QUEEN OF CHEWBACCA If the town of Haggleworth, with its burning streets and ash heaps and high murder rate, was a grim place to grow up, no effort was made inside the walls of Our Lady Queen of Chewbacca High School to make us think otherwise.
Hey … I’m just pulling your chain. My hair looks this way when I wake up and stays the same all day long. It’s just something you’re going to have to come to terms with. Unless your last name is Hudson, as in Rock, or Goulet, as in Robert, you won’t even come close to hair like mine in your lifetime no matter what you plop on your head. Ron Burgundy. One other quick story about my hair. In 1971 I was awarded the prestigious Action-Man Magazine award for best hair. It’s quite an honor. Past winners have been Lorne Greene, Bobby Sherman, and professional golfer Johnny Miller, among others.