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Download Uneasy Money by P. G. Wodehouse PDF

By P. G. Wodehouse

Uneasy Money one isn't tied to any of his sequence, yet stocks much with either the Blandings citadel and Bertie & Jeeves books. firstly, there's Lord Dawlish, this type of chap who's a bit too great for his personal solid, the type who continually will get nipped by way of all and sundry for a fiver right here or a ten-spot there. Then there's his fiancee, who's enthusiastic about the cash deal; an eccentric prosperous outdated guy; a few american citizens; and a nightclub-singing woman (as in Lord and Lady). There's cash, and the shortcoming of it, that appears to be like a separate personality content material to flirt with all of the remainder of the forged. a bit plot line concerning golfing, conserving bees, transatlantic journeys, those that may perhaps or will not be who they're, a will that could or is probably not the operative one, humans fallacious for themselves and others, and real love. My god, the formulation is very easy, but as anybody is aware who has attempted a hand at these things, simply because you've received the recipe, it doesn't suggest your souffle rises within the comparable approach. this is often a great choice to suggest to those who have by no means learn Wodehouse ahead of; it's compact and self-contained, and completely hilarious! It's been acknowledged that laughter is the easiest medicine--if so, then Wodehouse is a ask yourself drug.

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Download Like Warm Sun On Nekkid Bottoms by Chuck Austen PDF

By Chuck Austen

A garments govt, a stripper, a comic collector and a minister are caught in a nudist colony! A screwball comedy within the P.G. Wodehouse culture, if Wodehouse had had a libido. with out aspiring to, Corky Wopplesdown has simply gotten horny underwear version, Wisper Nuckeby, fired. so one can by some means make issues correct he units off on a wild trip to discover her whereas within the not going corporation of a impolite, sexy stripper, a repressed minister, an unforeseen fiancee and a comic gathering pervert. Then Corky's automobile breaks down within the tiny hamlet of Nikkid Bottoms, a bit, coastal village the place the sunlight is hot, the folk are great, and the garments is non-compulsory. humorous, edgy and wickedly satirical, this can be the irreverent Chuck Austen writing at his ingeniously zany, and unbelievably outrageous most sensible. absolutely illustrated.

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Download Awkward Family Photos by Mike Bender, Doug Chernack PDF

By Mike Bender, Doug Chernack

In line with the hit web site, AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com (“painful, regrettable, horrifyingly impressive snaps of relations bonding, you'll giggle so not easy that individuals in adjacent places of work will ask what’s flawed with you”—Esquire), this complete colour e-book gains never-before-seen images and hilarious own tales protecting every little thing from uncomfortable moments with relations, youngster angst, sibling contention, and relatives holidays from hell. flinch on the compelled poses, undesirable hair, and matching outfits--all prompting us to examine our personal households and rejoice the truth that we're no longer alone. Nothing says awkward larger than an uncomfortable kin photo!

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Download Zuleika Dobson: Or, An Oxford Love Story (Neversink) by Max Beerbohm PDF

By Max Beerbohm

Sir Henry Maximilian “Max” Beerbohm used to be, like his pal Oscar Wilde, such an acclaimed wit (and essayist, caricaturist, and parodist) that George Bernard Shaw dubbed him “the incomparable Max.” yet Beerbohm’s comedian masterpiece Zuleika Dobson—one of the trendy Library’s best a hundred English-language novels of the 20 th century—is the single novel he ever wrote.

Strangely out of print within the usa for years, this crackling farce is still as piercing and clean as while it first seemed in 1911: a hilarious dismantling of academia and privilege, and a swashbuckling lampooning of sophistication platforms and notions of masculine virtue.

The all-male campus of Oxford—Beerbohm’s alma mater—is a spot the place aesthetics holds sway specially else, and the place witty intellectuals reign. issues haven’t replaced for its privileged pupil physique for years . . . till the beguiling music-hall prestidigitator Zuleika Dobson indicates up.

The book’s awesome prose dances alongside the road among fact and the absurd as scholars and dons alike fall at Zuleika’s toes, and she or he cuts a large swath around the campus—until she encounters one younger aristocrat for whom she is astonished to discover she has feelings.

As Zuleika, and her writer, 0 in on their ambitions, the booklet takes a few magnificent and darkish twists on its method to a really startling ending—an finishing so extraordinary that readers will comprehend why Virginia Woolf acknowledged that “Mr. Beerbohm in his manner is perfect.”

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Download Flash Wisdom: A Curated Collection of Mind-Blowing, by Russ Kick PDF

By Russ Kick

The correct citation can switch your existence. That compressed idea--expressed in precisely a number of phrases, a sentence or two--can shift your considering, set off an epiphany, adjust your approach of seeing the area. The wisest, so much skilled, and such a lot considerate humans in background have left us those little thought-bombs. And this e-book collects them: striking, jolting, discomforting, and comforting insights into residing an entire, unbridled existence, wondering authority and truth, in terms of fellow people, growing, risking, loving, residing with uncertainty, and staying sane in an insane world.

Poets, philosophers, scientists, musicians, artists, presidents, mystics, activists, teachers, and others rub shoulders, giving us the good thing about their well-deserved knowledge, breakthroughs, breakdowns, undesirable offerings, unexpected illuminations, and lightning wit. Sharing a few of life's most vital classes are William Blake and Bruce Lee, Abraham Lincoln and Lorrie Moore, Fyodor Dostoevsky and Terence McKenna, René Magritte and St. Teresa of Avila, Zelda Fitzgerald and James Baldwin, and countless numbers more.

well prepared into issues we ask yourself about, Flash Wisdom's rousing insights and not easy innovations will entice a person who's looking out, a person who doesn't slot in, someone who questions the best way issues are...which is to assert, we all

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Download Raffles Holmes & Company by John Kendrick Bangs PDF

By John Kendrick Bangs

The son of Sherlock Holmes (who additionally occurs to even be the grandson of thief A. J. Raffles) makes a decision to have his personal adventures released. Upon making a choice on the guy who will chronicle his lifestyles (much as Watson did for Holmes), we get the story Raffles' excellent starting place, through an exhilarating sequence of adventures regarding housebreaking, extortion, armed theft, and more-with Raffles treading the high quality line (and frequently slipping off) among sturdy and evil, because the conflicting historical past of his sire and grandsire conflict for dominance!

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Download I See You Made an Effort: Compliments, Indignities, and by Annabelle Gurwitch PDF

By Annabelle Gurwitch

Actress and stand-up comedian Annabelle Gurwitch returns with I See You Made an attempt, a publication of essays so wickedly humorous it will probably make you put out of your mind your final birthday. now not one to turn away from the grisly realities of center age, the “slyly subversive” (O, The Oprah journal) Gurwitch confronts many of the indignities confronted via femmes d’un definite age with candor, wit, and a hearty dose of hilarious self-deprecation.

Whether falling in lust on the Genius bar, navigating the extensive—and treacherously expensive—anti getting older choices at a department-store good looks counter, dealing with the assisted suicide of her ally, negotiating the bits and bobs of appropriate habit together with her teenage child, or the thudding monetary truth of the “never-tirement” iteration that leads her to petty robbery, Gurwitch’s essays turn out her a remarkably astute author in her major (in such a lot of ways). is that this the start of the Eileen Fisher years? the place does one behavior an affair with a more youthful guy? Is 50 the recent forty? Or is 50 nonetheless just…50?

Scorchingly sincere, surreally and riotously humorous, I See You Made an attempt is the last word coming-of-middle-age tale and a must-read for girls of every age. analyzing glasses now not incorporated.

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Download The Bumper B3ta Book of Sick Jokes by ROB MANUEL PDF

By ROB MANUEL

The publication you're preserving on your fingers is -- surely -- the sickest choice of ailing jokes the realm has ever noticeable. ailing jokes approximately faith; ailing jokes approximately lifeless celebrities; unwell jokes approximately injured infants; ill jokes approximately animals. and do not even get us all started at the cartoons. definite, there is lots of different funny story books that declare to be 'sick' or 'bad style' or -- worst of all -- 'politically incorrect'. yet these shaggy dog story books are frauds. The jokes during this ebook are so unwell that the foremost publication retailers refused to inventory it until we wrapped it in plastic. So we did. here is a slightly-censored taster! what is black and sits on the most sensible of the steps? Stephen Hawkins after a home fireplace. what is black and blue and fearful of intercourse? The ***** in my *****. what is acquired 3 legs and is going woof? *****. what is black and loud? Stevie ask yourself answering the iron. what is learn and white and sits in a tree? A sanitary owl. what is obtained one ball and ***** prostitutes? ***** take pleasure in!

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Download Emails from an A**hole: Real People Being Stupid by John Lindsay PDF

By John Lindsay

“It's like Sasha Baron Cohen at the internet.” - Jane Wells, CNBC

When John Lindsay introduced DontEvenReply.com in June 2009, it turned an immediate sensation. With 60% of the publication that includes completely new fabric by no means prior to on hand at the site, Emails from an Asshole bargains fanatics a clean chance to experience people's gullibility. Posing as a buyer or vendor, Lindsay replied to a number of ads, making ridiculous deals to unsuspecting sufferers. Their responses, and the consequent conversations, can have readers concurrently giggling continuous and gasping with disbelief.

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Download The Actor's Guide To Adultery (Kensington Mystery Anthology) by Rick Copp PDF

By Rick Copp

They say undesirable information is available in threes. Jarrod Jarvis is set to check that concept.
undesirable information merchandise number 1. Former baby actor Jarrod Jarvis fails to persuade the California parole board to not free up Wendell Butterworth, the stalker who has him on account that his first Oscar Mayer advertisement. #2. Jarrod's NBC pilot flatlines ahead of it even hits the air. #3. His agent/best good friend Laurette makes a decision to marry beautiful, talent-free, and dubiously shady cleaning soap actor Juan Carlos Barranco. yet issues are approximately to worsen. in the course of Laurette's drive-thru marriage ceremony on the Hearst fortress, one of many site visitors has a heated scene of his personal with Juan Carlos--just earlier than crashing into the three-tier marriage ceremony cake, poisoned through a pitcher of champagne.
Jarrod is confident that Juan Carlos is hooked up to the homicide, and he's made up our minds to get the products on Laurette's new husband, whether it capability trailing him to the set of his most modern motion picture, a cost-efficient horror movie, and taking a (gasp!) helping position. It isn't lengthy prior to Juan Carlos exposes himself no longer as a assassin, yet as a Viagra-fueled participant who's concurrently bedding his horny, older major girl, his younger girl co-star and a sizzling Latin guy he meets at the QT.
Now, trapped in surreal South Florida, domestic of early poultry specials, neon thongs, and, God forbid, his personal mom and dad, Jarrod resides out his worst nightmare, keeping track of his most sensible friend's dishonest husband, struggling with his personal charm to a butch P.I., taking part in contrary a toddler famous person who makes Linda Blair's "Exorcist" flip appear captivating, and operating from the mob. yet whereas Jarrod has been following Juan's each salacious movement, another person has been tailing Jarrod. a person who thinks he is familiar with an excessive amount of for his personal strong. somebody with the facility to show a tacky slasher motion picture into cinema verite. . .and supply Jarrod his ultimate reveal credits. . .
"Wickedly a laugh. . .This mild confection is sure to tickle readers who savor Copp's aptitude in blending secret with a Hollywood Confidential wackiness."--Publishers Weekly

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