By John DeChancie
Who will declare the throne now that Lord Incarnadine, King of the geographical regions Perilous, is lifeless? below a mysterious spell of a mischief-maker, all of chateau Perilous's 144,000 reatures of interest clamor for the crown. outdoors of the castle's coveting fray, Gene flies off with an adventurous Amazon in supernatural manifestation and Lord Inky explores the darkish mysteries that lurk within the realm of the useless!
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Danish) P The drunken mouth lets slip the heart’s secrets. (German) 57 7O [ The first drink with water, the second without water, the third like water. (Spanish) 58 There’s no harm in the wine – it’s the drunkenness that is to blame.
Anon) 47 Nothing is so simple that it cannot be screwed up. (Anon) Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. (Thomas Edison) There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs and people who don’t work here any more. (Anon) 48 o When you own your own business, you only have to work half a day. You can do anything you want with the other twelve hours. (Anon) 49 n DRINK 51 n A cask of wine will work more miracles than a church full of saints.
Anon) There’s an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is. (Calvin and Hobbes) There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. (Chinese) Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead. (Benjamin Franklin) 33 Too many cooks spoil the broth. Let someone else prepare dinner. (Anon) True power comes from a mix of co-operation and silence. (South Africa) When the door is closed, learn to slide across the crack of the sill. (Nigeria) When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.