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By Mike Bender, Doug Chernack

In line with the hit web site, AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com (“painful, regrettable, horrifyingly impressive snaps of relations bonding, you'll giggle so not easy that individuals in adjacent places of work will ask what’s flawed with you”—Esquire), this complete colour e-book gains never-before-seen images and hilarious own tales protecting every little thing from uncomfortable moments with relations, youngster angst, sibling contention, and relatives holidays from hell. flinch on the compelled poses, undesirable hair, and matching outfits--all prompting us to examine our personal households and rejoice the truth that we're no longer alone. Nothing says awkward larger than an uncomfortable kin photo!

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That night I rifled the Newport safe of the stomacher, and the next day brought it here. Tonight I take it to the Burlingame house on Fifth Avenue, secure entrance through a basement door, to which, in my capacity of detective, I have obtained the key, and, while the caretakers sleep, Mrs. Burlingame’s diamond stomacher will be placed in the safe on the first floor back. “Tomorrow morning I shall send Mrs. Burlingame this message: ‘Have you looked in your New York safe? [Signed] Raffles Holmes,’” he continued.

Gasped Grouch. “Precisely what I say—or maybe you don’t like to tell me—such things are apt to be on a confidential basis. Anyhow, I’m glad you’re safe, Mr. ” “They will be when you give me back my $30,000,” said Grouch. ” demanded Holmes with well-feigned surprise. “My $30,000,” he repeated, his voice rising to a shout. 63 “My dear Mr. ” demanded Grouch, huskily. “My man? Really, Mr. Grouch, you speak in riddles this evening. ” “Your reformed burglar, who broke open my safe, and—” Grouch went on.

The balance of your ten percent, fee I shall gladly pay on receipt of my missing luggage. ” “There’s $7000 for you, Jenkins,” said Holmes, a week later, handing me his check for that amount. “Easy money that. It only took two weeks to turn the trick, and $14,000 for fourteen days’ work is pretty fair pay. ” said I. ” “It was fourteen thousand counting in your $1000,” said Raffles Holmes. “You see, I’m playing on the square, old man. ” I squeezed his hand affectionately. ” I said, greatly relieved.

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