By Jeremy Clarkson
We all know that Jeremy Clarkson unearths the area a puzzling position - in any case, he wrote a bestselling publication approximately it. but regardless of the looks of "The international in response to Clarkson", issues don't appear to have superior a lot. even though, Jeremy isn't really an individual to renounce simply and he's made up our minds to have one other move. In "And one other Thing", our exasperated hero discovers that: he inadvertently dropped a bomb on North Carolina; we're all going to blow up on the age of sixty two; Russians glance undesirable in Speedos - yet now not as undesirable as we do; not anyone must have to fret approximately being invoice Oddie's lengthy misplaced sister; and, he should still most likely be nicer approximately David Beckham. Thigh-slappingly humorous and - as ever - on your face, Jeremy Clarkson bursts the unnecessary little bubbles of the idiots whereas celebrating the particular, the original and the sheer bloody brilliant...
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Additional resources for And Another Thing (The World According to Clarkson, Volume 2)
Danish) P The drunken mouth lets slip the heart’s secrets. (German) 57 7O [ The first drink with water, the second without water, the third like water. (Spanish) 58 There’s no harm in the wine – it’s the drunkenness that is to blame.
Anon) 47 Nothing is so simple that it cannot be screwed up. (Anon) Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. (Thomas Edison) There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs and people who don’t work here any more. (Anon) 48 o When you own your own business, you only have to work half a day. You can do anything you want with the other twelve hours. (Anon) 49 n DRINK 51 n A cask of wine will work more miracles than a church full of saints.
Anon) There’s an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is. (Calvin and Hobbes) There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. (Chinese) Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead. (Benjamin Franklin) 33 Too many cooks spoil the broth. Let someone else prepare dinner. (Anon) True power comes from a mix of co-operation and silence. (South Africa) When the door is closed, learn to slide across the crack of the sill. (Nigeria) When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.