By Scott Meyer
Ever on account that Martin Banks and his fellow desktop geeks came upon that truth is simply a working laptop or computer software to be fortunately hacked, they’ve been jaunting from side to side via time, posing as medieval wizards and having the epic adventures that different nerds can in basic terms dream of getting. yet even of their wildest fantasies, they by no means anticipated to finish up on the mercy of the previous apprentice whom they despatched to legal for gross misuse of magic and all-around evil behavior.
Who knew that the vengeful Todd could get away, then conjure a working laptop or computer online game full of wolves, wenches, wastelands, and diverse harrowing hazards—and capture his hapless former pals within it? Stripped in their magic powers, the would-be wizards needs to courageous terrifying risks, technical system faults, and one another’s corporation in the event that they are looking to see medieval England—and their favourite sci-fi videos on VHS—ever back. Can our heroes live to tell the tale this magical secret torture? Or will it in simple terms lead them and their pointy hats into extra peril?
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Like I said, especially the fat ones. Do weathermen make me feel happy? Not necessarily. Do black newsmen make me feel happy? I don’t think so. Do fat black people in general on TV make me feel happy? Not in any way I can measure. It’s the intoxicating combination of black, weather, and fat that releases the endorphins locked in my brain. I like to call it the Roker Effect. Al Roker has a gift. He was the first fat black weatherman—that I can recall—to lift my spirits. Though my mother recounts an incident that occurred during my toddler years when I always seemed to wet my diaper whenever they had the news on.
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