Download A Wodehouse Miscellany by P. G. Wodehouse PDF

By P. G. Wodehouse

A suite of fantastic articles, poems, and tales through that grasp of comedy and issues, P. G. Wodehouse, the writer of My guy Jeeves. comprises "Some elements of Game-Captaincy," "An Unfinished Collection," "The New Advertising," "The mystery Pleasures of Reginald," "My conflict with Drink," "In protection of Astigmatism," "Jeeves Takes Charge," and masses extra!

Show description

Read Online or Download A Wodehouse Miscellany PDF

Best humor books

Emails from an A**hole: Real People Being Stupid

“It's like Sasha Baron Cohen on the web. ” - Jane Wells, CNBC

When John Lindsay introduced DontEvenReply. com in June 2009, it grew to become an speedy sensation. With 60% of the e-book that includes fullyyt new fabric by no means prior to to be had at the web site, Emails from an Asshole deals lovers a clean chance to enjoy people's gullibility. Posing as a purchaser or vendor, Lindsay replied to numerous advertisements, making ridiculous deals to unsuspecting sufferers. Their responses, and the resultant conversations, can have readers at the same time giggling continuous and gasping with disbelief.

The Chronicle of Charles Weatherby

The Chronicle of Charles Weatherby is decided within the early Nineteen Eighties and tells the story of Charles, who drifts right into a activity within the urban for which he's utterly unsuited and, failing to learn the politics on the lengthy demonstrated Stones & Co. , unearths himself peremptorily fired. Unemployed and rusticated, Charles concurs to visit India on an errand for a chum of his wife's relatives.

101 Places Not to See Before You Die

"A lively, creative, tongue-in-cheek advisor to a couple of the least beautiful locations and studies within the world"

Walking Across Egypt

"An unpretentious, finely-crafted novel that would linger with the readers just like the final traces of a favourite hymn. it truly is extra relaxing than a tumbler filled with candy tea and one in all Mattie's home-cooked dinners. "--The Atlanta magazine & Constitution

She had as a lot company retaining a stray puppy as she had jogging throughout Egypt--which now not so by the way is the identify of her favourite hymn. She's Mattie Rigsbee, an self sufficient, strong-minded senior citizen, who at seventy eight, may be slowing down just a little. whilst younger, antisocial Wesley Benfield drops in on her lifestyles, he's even much less most likely a better half than the stray puppy. yet, after all, the puppy by no means tasted her mouth-watering pound cake. .. .Wise witty, down-home and actual, jogging throughout Egypt is a publication for everybody.

Extra resources for A Wodehouse Miscellany

Example text

39 Chew with your mouth open! 40 Use we as often as possible! 41 Party all night before your date. Don’t shower or brush your teeth! 42 Bring a book of baby names to your first date and circle the ones you like with a pink marker! 43 Start to cry after your first kiss! 44 Live for Publicly Displayed Affection! 45 Take every opportunity to check out your own reflection! 46 Always be ready for a fake headache! 47 Always show your disappointment if he cancels. 48 Let him know you’re more important than anything or anyone and make him feel guilty if you ever notice otherwise!

29 Flirt openly with the bartender and make sure you get his phone number! 30 Point out his flaws. If he doesn’t have any, make some up. 31 Flirt with his friends! 32 Never even try to pay the bill! 33 Bring up your ex as often as possible! 34 Tell him about your extreme credit card debt and how you’re just waiting for the “right man” to pay it off! 35 Give him a detailed description of everything you bought on your shopping spree! 36 Call him several times every day, and then be quiet and wait for him to talk.

6 Keep staring at his “package” and then sigh repeatedly as if disappointed! 7 Always put men down! 8 Make a list of things he has to change about his appearance and behavior before he can be with you! 9 Chain-smoke! 10 Tell him you love him on your first date! 11 Send several bouquets of flowers to his workplace the day after your first date. 12 Tell him about your recurring depressions and the different ways you tried to kill yourself. Make some up if necessary. 13 Use I don’t know” as an answer for everything!

Download PDF sample

Rated 4.90 of 5 – based on 31 votes

About admin