By Pim Pauline Overgaard
If you usually dread the second one date, persist with this hilarious book's sage suggestion, and you can by no means have one again:
50 definite methods for a lady to stick Single is a guidebook that is priceless in a couple of serious occasions. for instance, with a view to finish that determined loser's overwhelm on you, hire those intelligent strategies:
If your clueless good friend simply cannot comprehend why her relationships do not final, slip this ebook into her bag and wish she acknowledges herself in those vintage gems:
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Extra info for 50 Sure Ways for a Girl to Stay Single
39 Chew with your mouth open! 40 Use we as often as possible! 41 Party all night before your date. Don’t shower or brush your teeth! 42 Bring a book of baby names to your first date and circle the ones you like with a pink marker! 43 Start to cry after your first kiss! 44 Live for Publicly Displayed Affection! 45 Take every opportunity to check out your own reflection! 46 Always be ready for a fake headache! 47 Always show your disappointment if he cancels. 48 Let him know you’re more important than anything or anyone and make him feel guilty if you ever notice otherwise!
29 Flirt openly with the bartender and make sure you get his phone number! 30 Point out his flaws. If he doesn’t have any, make some up. 31 Flirt with his friends! 32 Never even try to pay the bill! 33 Bring up your ex as often as possible! 34 Tell him about your extreme credit card debt and how you’re just waiting for the “right man” to pay it off! 35 Give him a detailed description of everything you bought on your shopping spree! 36 Call him several times every day, and then be quiet and wait for him to talk.
6 Keep staring at his “package” and then sigh repeatedly as if disappointed! 7 Always put men down! 8 Make a list of things he has to change about his appearance and behavior before he can be with you! 9 Chain-smoke! 10 Tell him you love him on your first date! 11 Send several bouquets of flowers to his workplace the day after your first date. 12 Tell him about your recurring depressions and the different ways you tried to kill yourself. Make some up if necessary. 13 Use I don’t know” as an answer for everything!