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A. com Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Schultz, Sam. Schoolyard snickers : classy jokes that make the grade / by Sam Schultz ; illustrations by Brian Gable. p. cm. — (Make me laugh) eISBN: 1–57505–693–3 1. Education—Juvenile humor. 2. Schools—Juvenile humor. [1. Schools— Humor. 2. Jokes. 3. Riddles. 4. ] I. Gable, Brian, 1949– ill. II. Title. III. Series.
Q: What’s the difference between a schoolteacher and a train engineer? A: A schoolteacher trains the mind, and a train engineer minds the train. Teacher: How many months have 28 days? Student: All of them. Johnny: Mom, my teacher said my penmanship is awful. Mom: Then why don’t you practice and make it better? Johnny: No. Then she’ll figure out I can’t spell! 31 Text copyright © 2004 by Carolrhoda Books, Inc. Illustrations copyright © 2004 by Brian Gable All rights reserved. International copyright secured.
Johnny: Mom, my teacher said my penmanship is awful. Mom: Then why don’t you practice and make it better? Johnny: No. Then she’ll figure out I can’t spell! 31 Text copyright © 2004 by Carolrhoda Books, Inc. Illustrations copyright © 2004 by Brian Gable All rights reserved. International copyright secured. , except for the inclusion of brief quotations in an acknowledged review. A. com Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Schultz, Sam. Schoolyard snickers : classy jokes that make the grade / by Sam Schultz ; illustrations by Brian Gable.